Have you ever been a victim of bullying before?
Que te pasa homey, what you want? I’m stepping in for Joshua to talk to you guys about something that the children of America are dealing with today. You can call me The Jose and I’m gonna talk to you kids about bullying. Bullying is an epidemic that’s going on in America today.
And anywhere between zero and a hundred percent of kids are bullied. But don’t believe everything they say on the news man. They tell you the best way to deal with a bully is just walk away. Que te pasa aqui? Who does that? You don’t walk away from bullies man. The best way to deal with it is to put them in their place. Now hold on holmes, I ain’t recommending violence against bullies. I’m just saying you need to stand your ground and let people know that you are not one to mess with. Trust me, I’ve been in prison for a long time.
And for a long time they tried to bully me until I learned to stand up for myself. When a bully make fun of your haircut or how big you are, what do you do? You tell them to back off man, cause you don’t want no problems. And if they keep coming at you, they gonna get it. What do you do if a bully puts his hands on you? Well then it’s time to defend yourself man. When you go to prison, you find the biggest chicho there and you smack him in the face and show him you ain’t no punk bitch.
Here are some simple bully defense techniques that help you with your situation. Someone said something about my madre, I’m sorry. I’m going to break your face. Fwam, bong. If someone comes down on you cause you’re gay, I’m sorry, I’m going to have to bust your nose. Dang, boom. Sometimes, bullies are all talk man and they think they’re bigger than they are. You gonna show them that they’re not. Que te pasa homeboy? Rawr. Hoye? Hoye? That’s what I call dente diablo de pedro. The teeth of the devil dog.
Homies wanna pick on me cause I’m different? Hooya, Cha. Wrong move. If a bully is picking on you, chances are there’s something going wrong in their life. They may have problems at home holmes, they may be doing bad things in school. See what’s going on with them and find out the truth. Hey bully, I’m sorry I broke your nose. Why you picking on me? I’t it’s ok, it’s not your fault that my nose is broken. I have problems at home. Problems at home, maybe you should see the teacher or the guidance counselor.
Gee thanks. I’m sorry I pick on you. Was that so hard holmes? I’m all about reaching out with words. But sometimes you try to do that first but the bullies no understand. They’s why it takes elbow to the face, and then you talk to them. There’s a lot of videos out there about anti-bullying. they tell you the same thing. Talk to them, tell a teacher, don’t use physical violence. I can tell you now that only a few people will tell you the truth man. And the truth is, you gotta stand up for yourself. Take my tips and put them to use if a bully is coming after you.
But always stay safe man. Although I teach to fight to defend. The keyword is to defend. I spent 15 years in jail and not a stab wound on me because I don’t start no fights. You are better than the bully, never forget that holmes.
As always, buenos dias. Homeboys.